Sunday, June 27, 2010

Cyanide and Happiness & Antics Comics

This are the great comic strips I found after a long day of surfing, on Antics Comics and Cyanide and Happiness. Have a good laugh! :D                                                                                         -Jaslin :)












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Sunday, June 13, 2010

Crocodile joke













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His parents skins are made into bags and shoes. hahahhahahahahahhas LAUGH! :D
                                                                                                                          ~ Rong Cheng

Joke Picture 1












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Break out into a laugh guys!
                                        ~ Rong Cheng

Friday, June 11, 2010

Funny Dog



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Isn't the dog cute? Let the cute dog make you happy :)
                      ~ Rong Cheng

Readers' Digest's Funniest jokes and more!

Quacking Up
A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says to the duck, "That'll be $1.49."
The duck replies, "Put it on my bill!"


Gong
Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong. 
"What's that brass gong for?" asked the friend. 
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. 
"A talking clock? How's it work?" 
"Watch this," said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey, you jerk. It's 3:00 in the morning!" 



Howard was at work. He was seen putting a credit card into his floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to what he was doing, he said he was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so he was using the ATM "thingy."

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Jokes :)



Mail

A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.



A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."






Baby Belly




A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"





Life After Death

A boss asked one of his employees, "Do you believe in life after death?"
"Yes, sir," replied the new employee.
"I thought you would," said the boss. "Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!"

'Smile, Singapore!' blog is created!

Hooray! The Smile, Singapore! blog is up!


In benefit of those who do not have Facebook Accounts, Rock You is creating a Smile,Singapore! Blog too!

In this blog, we will upload posts similar to those in our Facebook Fan Page, and it would be easier to navigate through the old posts as well.

Our blog will also accept new jokes/riddles/videos/stories etc. from people who send these new entries through email to us.

Our email is smilesingapore@hotmail.com , other than accepting new posts there, we will also be your Aunt Agony! Every Friday, we will reply emails that are sent to us; Be it problems, or worries! We believe that minus the worries and problems, everyone would be happier, thus we are helping you to solve these problems, and offer them practical advice/encouragement to your problems and worries! Feel free to email us your worries now! We will get back to you within 48 hours.

The Singapore, Smile! Facebook Fan Page

Facebook Fan Pages are really a hit nowadays, so we were thinking, how about a Fan Page that could remind people to smile everyday? :)

Everyday, our Facebook Fan Page will be updated with new jokes, riddles, funny videos, funny pictures, or even humorous stories. People will also be able to share their own jokes/riddles/videos etc. on a separate wall that is Just For Fans.

These posts will be updated on our Facebook Fan Page wall, and of course, the wall of all our fans. This way, they would be able to view the posts we uploaded, share it with their friends and families, and of course, SMILE! :)

Remember to bookmark our blog and visit it regularly! We will update our blog and Facebook Fan Page with new posts everyday, so do check us out! :)



Smile everybody~ :)